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1. Objectivity is all well and true until its subject is you.
2. Schadenfreude is idle vice.
3. Freedom of choice is the mind's election promise.
4. Flatulence is the ghost of nourishment.
5. Frugality is never butter.
6. Possibility is that percentage of now unencumbered.
7. Affinity is the lowest rung on the ladder of prophetic vision.