Thursday, 24 May 2007

Schadenfreude is idle vice

Inspired by his recent E.J. Pratt win for There, there, Patrick Warner has pulled out his wit to write seven rollicking aphorisms for the blog.

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1. Objectivity is all well and true until its subject is you.
2. Schadenfreude is idle vice.
3. Freedom of choice is the mind's election promise.
4. Flatulence is the ghost of nourishment.
5. Frugality is never butter.
6. Possibility is that percentage of now unencumbered.
7. Affinity is the lowest rung on the ladder of prophetic vision.

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